Have you ever ?

Bai cica exista o lista de chestii mai mult sau mai putin tampite din care ar trebui sa le bolduiesc pe cele pe care le-am facut si eu, asta ajutandu-te pe tine, asta in cazul in care ai rabdare sa citesti 200 de astfel de chestii, sa afli mai multe lucruri interesante despre mine. Nu numai ca sunt sigur ca nu sunt chiar atat de interesant, dar probabil o sa le citesti sa vezi cate din ele ai facut tu. Dar cica e fun si am primit leapsa de la Ceriza asa ca here we go!

Have you ever…

01) Bought everyone in the pub a drink - da, catorva prieteni.
02) Swam with wild dolphins - am inotat cu Ceriza dar nu e chiar asa wild cum pare.
03) Climbed a mountain. - Retezat, Suhard, Bucegi si Venus :)
04) Taken a Ferrari for a test drive - pe Calutza doar.
05) Been inside the Great Pyramid
06) Held a tarantula.
07) Taken a candlelight bath with someone. with a special one only
08) Said ‘I love you’ and meant it - i still mean it
09) Hugged a tree. - i-am pus si mana pe fund
10) Done a striptease - dar nu pe bani
11) Bungee jumped
12) Visited Paris
13) Watched a lightning storm at sea
14) Stayed up all night long, and watch the sun rise
15) Seen the Northern Lights
16) Gone to a huge sports game - daca huge inseamna aci la noi la un meci de fotbal...
17) Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa.
18) Grown and eaten your own vegetables
19) Touched an iceberg - i am an iceberg but i don't touch myself
20) Slept under the stars. - ce vremuri!
21) Changed a baby’s diaper. - mine only
22) Taken a trip in a hot air balloon
23) Watched a meteor shower - eu chiar am facut dush cu meteoriti, nu stiu cine s-a uitat
24) Gotten drunk on champagne
25) Given more than you can afford to charity
26) Looked up at the night sky through a telescope
27) Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment
28) Had a food fight
29) Bet on a winning horse
30) Taken a sick day when you’re not ill. - e posibil dar nu-mi aduc aminte
31) Asked out a stranger - si asta e posibil dar nu-mi aduc aminte
32) Had a snowball fight
33) Photocopied your bottom on the office photocopier - de ce ar face cineva asa ceva ??
34) Screamed as loudly as you possibly can
35) Held a lamb. il chema Vasilica
36) Enacted a favorite fantasy.
37) Taken a midnight skinny dip - pt cei care nu inteleg intrebarea, zice daca am facut baie noaptea dezbracat.
38) Taken an ice cold bath - pe strandul moghiorosh
39) Had a meaningful conversation with a beggar - n-am gasit niciunul suficient de destept dar inca mai caut
40) Seen a total eclipse
41) Ridden a roller coaster - nu avem in romania. ala din oraselul copiilor e praf
42) Hit a home run
43) Fit three weeks miraculously into three days - mai degraba 2 ani in 3 luni.
44) Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking - mereu fac asa, tu ce te uiti ?
45) Adopted an accent for an entire day - fu tare amuzant!
46) Visited the birthplace of your ancestors
47) Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment - ce-aveti ma ? even for just a moment ? deprimatilor!
48) Had two hard drives for your computer - acum am 3
49) Visited all 50 states of USA - de ce as face asa ceva ??
50) Loved your job for all accounts - ma cam enerveaza dan dar merge.
51) Taken care of someone who was shit faced - daca ma intreaba daca am avut grija de cineva care era manga - da
52) Had enough money to be truly satisfied - vise taica, vise
53) Had amazing friends - hai, simtiti-va bine!
54) Danced with a stranger in a foreign country !
55) Watched wild whales - la tv ?
56) Stolen a sign
57) Backpacked in Europe
58) Taken a road-trip - 2 chiar, cam 5000 de km in total (romania)
59) Rock climbing
60) Lied to foreign government’s official in that country to avoid notice
61) Midnight walk on the beach - with kissez too
62) Sky diving
63) Visited Ireland
64) Been heartbroken longer then you were actually in love - e hai sa nu exageram!
65) In a restaurant, sat at a stranger’s table and had a meal with them - nu da' ce tare ar fi, incerc maine!
66) Visited Japan
67) Benchpressed your own weight
68) Milked a cow - era capra de fapt, si am supt direct de la tzatza (eram mic deh)
69) Alphabetized your records
70) Pretended to be a superhero - pai sunt supehero, de ce sa ma prefac ? ask Chuck Norris
71) Sung karaoke
72) Lounged around in bed all day
73) Posed nude in front of strangers
74) Scuba diving
75) Got it on to “Let’s Get It On” by Marvin Gaye - nici chiar asa
76) Kissed in the rain
77) Played in the mud
78) Played in the rain
79) Gone to a drive-in theater - sa ce ?
80) Done something you should regret, but don’t regret it
81) Visited the Great Wall of China
82) Discovered that someone who’s not supposed to have known about your blog has discovered your blog - da, ce sa zic, umbla vorba
83) Dropped Windows in favor of something better - va veni si ziua aia
84) Started a business - si ziua asta
85) Fallen in love and not had your heart broken - am renuntat la utopii
86) Toured ancient sites - boring
87) Taken a martial arts class - lol
88) Sword fought for the honor of a woman - da' ce sunt eu ma Zorro ?
89) Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight - ce e D&D ? Nu era D&G ? D&G ce e ?
90) Gotten engaged
91) Been in a movie
92) Crashed a party - zob am facut-o
93) Loved someone you shouldn’t have
94) Kissed someone so passionately it made them dizzy
95) Gotten married
96) Had sex at the office - care din ele ?
97) Gone without food for 5 days
98) Made cookies from scratch
99) Won first prize in a costume contest - ce intrebare e asta fratee ??
100) Ridden a gondola in Venice
101) Gotten a tattoo
102) Found that the texture of some materials can turn you on
103) Gotten divorced
104) Been on television news programs as an “expert”
105) Got flowers for no reason
106) Masturbated in a public place
107) Got so drunk you don’t remember anything
108) Taken illegal drugs
109) Performed on stage
110) Been to Las Vegas
111) Recorded music
112) Eaten shark - da, venise sa ma manance dar l-am halit eu! nu se astepta fraierul :))
113) Had a one-night stand - parca da
114) Gone to Thailand
115) Seen Siouxsie live - ce-i asta ?
116) Bought a house
117) Been in a combat zone
118) Buried one/both of your parents
119) Shaved or waxed your pubic hair off - check me out!
120) Been on a cruise ship
121) Spoken more than one language fluently
122) Gotten into a fight while attempting to defend someone - l-am batut pe un tigan pe care il chema Tucu, pt ca se luase de frati-miu, apoi m-a urmarit cativa ani cu tiganii lui sa ma bata, n-a reusit
123) Bounced a check
124) Performed in Rocky Horror
125) Read - and understood - your credit report
126) Raised children.
127) Recently bought and played with a favorite childhood toy.
128) Followed your favorite band/singer on tour
129) Created and named your own constellation of stars
130) Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country
131) Found out something significant that your ancestors did
132) Called or written your Congress person
133) Picked up and moved to another city to just start over
134) …more than once? - More than twice?
135) Walked the Golden Gate Bridge
136) Sang loudly in the car, and didn’t stop when you knew someone was looking
137) Had an abortion or your female partner did
138) Had plastic surgery
139) Survived an accident that you shouldn’t have survived
140) Wrote articles for a large publication
141) Lost over 100 pounds
142) Held someone while they were having a flashback - ce sa faca ma ?
143) Piloted an airplane
144) Petted a stingray
145) Broken someone’s heart
146) Helped an animal give birth
147) Been fired or laid off a job
148) Won money on a T.V. game show
149) Broken a bone
150) Killed a human being - glumeam ma hoo!
151) Gone on an African photo safari
152) Ridden a motorcycle - pe bancheta din spate
153) Driven any land vehicle at a speed of greater than 100 mph - 190 km/h cu Fordutza, da imi iau eu ST
154) Had a body part of yours below the neck pierced
155) Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol
156) Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild
157) Ridden a horse
158) Had major surgery
159) Had sex on a moving train - hmm, p'asta am ratat-o
160) Had a snake as a pet
161) Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon
162) Slept through an entire flight: takeoff, flight, and landing
163) Slept for more than 30 hours
164) Visited lots of foreign countries
165) Visited all 7 continents
166) Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days
167) Eaten kangaroo meat
168) Fallen in love at an ancient Mayan burial ground - da, de multe ori
169) Been a sperm or egg donor - am donat sange!
170) Eaten sushi
171) Had your picture in the newspaper
172) Had 2 (or more) healthy romantic relationships for over a year in your lifetime - almost
173) Changed someone’s mind about something you care deeply about - mai mereu
174) Gotten someone fired for their actions
175) Gone back to school - cum adica ?
176) Parasailed
177) Changed your name
178) Petted a cockroach - Mr. Green
179) Eaten fried green tomatoes. - WTF??
180) Read The Iliad
181) Selected one “important” author who you missed in school, and read
182) Dined in a restaurant and stolen silverware, plates, cups because your apartment needed them
183) …and gotten 86′ed from the restaurant because you did it so many times, they figured out it was you
184) Taught yourself an art from scratch
185) Killed and prepared an animal for eating - cred ca am mancat ceva peste prins de mine.
186) Apologized to someone years after inflicting the hurt - o singura data, a fost misto.
187) Skipped all your school reunions
188) Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language
189) Been elected to public office
190) Written your own computer language
191) Thought to yourself that you’re living your dream
192) Had to put someone you love into hospice care
193) Built your own PC from parts
194) Sold your own artwork to someone who didn’t know you
195) Had a booth at a street fair
196) Dyed your hair - m-am oxigenat o data - nu, n-am poze :p
197) Been a DJ
198) Found out someone was going to dump you via LiveJournal - ce sa faca ma ? pe mine?
199) Written your own role playing game
200) Been arrested. ?


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